said that in the highest peak of Tibet live the wisest man in the world.
Once, a young man came to him to discover the way to the heart of a woman he had loved.
When he found the sage on the mountaintop, he asked:
'Tell me Master of the teacher:
What is the shortest path, safe and straightforward to get to the heart of a woman? ".
The teacher replied, 'No safe way to the heart of a woman, my son, only trails the edge of cliffs and roads without maps, compass, covered with rocks, thorny bushes and poisonous snakes. "
But then, Master, what must I do to win the heart of my beloved? Beloved Disciple
Remember: Keep your mind and your heart the teachings and the advice you give ... Follow them closely and you'll get to the heart of the woman you love.
1. Brush your teeth.
2. Do not scratch the front of her eggs.
3. Give flowers, and many, many present.
4. Lift the toilet seat before urinating and remember to lower it later.
5. Wash your hands when you leave bath.
6. Do not chew with your mouth open.
7. Burp not drive, or better, do not burp ever.
8. Do not be a fart.
9. Do not speak ill of her mother, love her like your own mother.
10. Do not say bad words.
11. Ill always laughs at her jokes.
12. Not the brushes, or perhaps, a little bit.
13. Let her be jealous of you, she can.
14. No cries belly. Moreover, never get fat. Yes it can (but never tell).
15. Do not delay in the bathroom. Learn how to clean the bathroom floor, but still, do not delay.
16. Do not let the towel spin.
17. Do not say that she can not drive.
18. Do not be late home. Andate salt and immediately work for your home.
19. Do not stay with friends. Or better yet, have no friends.
20. Or contemplate having friends.
21. Do not watch or talk about boobs or buttocks of her friends.
22. Do not be stingy. Use at least two debit cards and two credit.
23. Do not look at other women.
Moreover, once understood that no other women.
24. Do not talk about your ex, You never had anyone before her.
25. Say 'I love you' at least 24 times a day.
26. Learn to cook.
27. Wash the dishes and leaves the kitchen clean.
28. Fix the bed (always).
29. Call it from anywhere, hopefully when you're busiest
30. Let her buy clothes, shoes, etc., Whenever she wants. Moreover, help her to walk for hours choosing what you want to buy (and smiles as you walk).
31. Let her talk for hours on the phone, and if you can pay him the phone bill.
32. Do not snore.
33. Remember, you do not like football, and hate the Formula One
34. Shave every day for not hurt.
35. Do not think only about sex, but not overdo it; propónselo often, but you're tired and fat.
36. Respected when she hurt her head, but if she asks you, you have to please her immediately. Oh, and do not go to be dormidote immediately afterwards you look into her eyes and caress until it is she who is peacefully asleep.
37. Tell all the time that she is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
The Disciple, overwhelmed, he turns to descend the mountain and the Master says: 'Wait, my son, come hither! " 45 still missing
.............. The disciple answered:
'Noooooo, Maestro ...
Now I understand why there are so GAY !!!!!
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