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IN A JOB INTERVIEW!


The psychologist says,

- I will make a final test for admission.

- Perfect, says the candidate.

Then the psychologist asked:

- You are in a dark street and see two lights in the distance coming in his direction,
What do you think it is?

- A car, says the candidate.


- A car is very low, what kind of car? A BMW, an Audi, a Volkswagen?

- And how would I know?

- Hmmm ... says the psychologist, who continues: I am going to ask another question:

- You are in the same dark street and see only a lantern coming in his direction,
what is it?

- a motorcycle, said the candidate.

- Yes, but what kind of bike? Does a Yamaha, a Honda, a Suzuki?

- But it's a dark street, how would I know? (And medium nerve)

- Hmmm ..., says psychologist. Here's the last question:

- In the dark street again you see one lantern
but smaller and slower is perceived, what is?

- A bicycle.

- Yes, but what kind of bike?, Would a BH, an Orbea?

- I do not know!.

- you have been disqualified! - Says the psychologist.

Then the candidate, half sad with the result, says the psychologist:

- Although I have been disqualified, the test I found very interesting.

"I can ask a question, on the same line of reasoning?

And the psychologist satisfied answer, of course you can!
- You sir, are very late, almost dark, in a dimly lit street. Suddenly, he sees a woman makeup,
with a short red dress, strutting and shaking the bag, what is?

- Ah! - Says psychologist - is a prostitute ...

- Yes, but what a prostitute? Does your sister? Does your daughter? His wife? Or your p. mother?